Today marks the 21st year from the moment my sister was born.
Dear God,
Please prepare the world for the nights to come.
And watch over anyone and everyone who is effected by this colossal holiday,
for we are all in danger of a good freaking time.
Now that I've gotten that out of the way...
I would like to write a small tribute to the 21 years of friendship I have shared with her.
Thank you for moments like this:

But more importantly, for moments like this:

But when we talk about ourselves....
We should make ourselves sound like this:

Even though it's incredibly likely that one of us was
kicked, scratched, pushed, punched, bitten, or spit on
for licking the other person's side.
Now let's take the time to reminisce
Remember when:
When you thought I was cool for sticking goldfish crackers up my nose.
So, you tried it.
It got stuck.
And you literally thought you were going to die.
When we were sitting in the car around Easter and I punched you.
(I don't remember why)
So you punched me back and I cried like I was 4
(I'm pretty sure I was 16)
When I got you in trouble at the Thanksgiving Dinner table
Because I was mad about who knows what
And made fun of Rachel by saying she got one of her mustache hairs in my drink.
So you spit food everywhere out of laughter
(pretty sure it was mashed potatoes)
And had to clean the entire table
When you kicked me so hard in the tail bone that I cried
(Notice a trend?)
When you and I sabotaged one of Rachel's basement dates?
By throwing soccer balls down the stairs for Riley to chase.
Then we proceeded to spy.
I naturally went down the stairs head first.
And instead of helping the situation you grabbed my feet and pushed me down.
When you called me ugly when we were younger.
So I cried
(there's that trend again)
And for once in your life you felt sorry.
And told me I was really pretty.
When we were at Red and Jerry's
And the creepy old Mexican men were watching us.
And then they followed us to the whale.
(Our Dad's rocking minivan)
So we laid down on the floor and locked the doors.
And for once it was you that was crying and me that was laughing.
When we were at one of Rachel's Basketball games.
And we were yelling obnoxiously.
Obviously some of the things we were yelling made sense,
because a woman snapped a photo of the ref to send to CHSAA to complain.
And we clearly paved the way for Rachel's nickname to stick
(Franny)
When we would go on road trips
And any time we passed a lake or a river we would say,
"LOOK! A WHALE!"
And Rachel would literally look every single time...
In the end,
I don't know how people go through life without at least one sibling.
I look back at my life,
And most of my memories revolve around them.
Well that is all for now.
I love you and Happy Birthday Lissers!